Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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