Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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