Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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