i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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