I think i peed on brittanys purse
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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