maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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