I look better un-naked...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is wine microwaveable?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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