Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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