hotel room ftw
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Help. Why am I so naked?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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