I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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