Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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