I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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