Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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