Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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