does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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