talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My bed smells like the plague
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