Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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