I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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