I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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