He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
