it hurts more in the daytime
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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