so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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