I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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