You're so nebulous sometimes
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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