When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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