my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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