I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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