need another drink. this is the easiest way
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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