i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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