Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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