I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
