can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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