i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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