Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
How external is "for external use only"?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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