At least make sure they are 18
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i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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They have beer where we have blood.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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