You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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