nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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