No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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