my vag is so smooth its legendary
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it glows. i had to have it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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