Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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