we have pet lesbian snakes
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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