Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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