no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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