he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
