2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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