Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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