Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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