So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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