if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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