My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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