i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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