is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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