i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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