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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend

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• (516): View more from New York

  she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You could give me a blowjob later? :)

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  I meant do something romantic..

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Blowjob In the moonlight?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's

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• (253): View more from Washington

  A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.

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