Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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